It’s the last day of the year and I am going to spend it doing something that on the surface sounds really stupid, and if you go a bit deeper, probably is. But it is something that the rule oriented world in which I live has forced me to do.Â
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While many other offices are shut down or at least closing early so that people can run home to open wine bottles and get their cocktail supplies in order, I am going to fly to Des Moines. That in itself is not too stupid (what do you want me to say, someone from Iowa might read this). Des Moines is a pleasant little town (whatever) and I used to have a client up in Ankeny. Used to. They were bought out by an even larger company that didn’t know me, they either moved or eliminated their IT group to Memphis, and they switched to a different software package for their ERP. Somewhere in that process we just sort of drifted apart. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.  To this day they remain the one and only client who closed their plant due to weather (winter blizzard) while I was there. Can’t remember if I charged them for the day or not. I should have. All the restaurants in the area closed and it was a very, very long day.Â
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Anyway, I’m not going to see them. In fact I’m not going to see anyone. No, I am just flying to Des Moines, getting off the airplane, walking around the gate area once or twice so I won’t look suspicious, then reboarding the plane and heading for home.Â
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Now I am sure that some of you have figured out what’s going on, maybe all of you. You see, I am three segments short of reaching the Premier level with my flight carrier of choice and so, I picked out a day and a flight that was very cheap, and I am getting what I have coming to me.Â
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Never had to do this in the old days. I was flying almost every week then. But today many people are quite happy to have me work on their issues from home and so my actual trips have become few and far between.  The end result is that I finish the year short of the required number of segments to meet the Premier eligibility which makes it possible for me to get preferred seating in the Economy Plus section of the plane that features an additional 5 inches of space between myself and the seat in front of me.Â
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5 inches. I know, it’s pathetic. I am going to blow a whole day (actually two days, I was really seven segment short so I went to Des Moines about two weeks ago) just to get those 5 inches. But to me it’s worth it and so, even though I have been a top tier flyer with this airline in the past, have flown them almost exclusively for the last dozen years, and am inching closer to my million mile mark, unless I have 30 segments by midnight tonight (today will give me 31) I will be stripped of my privileges and consigned to steerage, forced to sit beside and behind people who look like they are on some sort of work release or who are taking the whole clan to Houston to visit Aunt Patsy. Â
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And as I do this, I can’t help but wonder how many other things I do and how much time I waste fulfilling societies little equestrian jumps. If I had $10,000 for every time I jump through somebody’s hoop would I be rich enough to tell them to shove it instead? Maybe I’ll keep track this coming year.  After all, I’m ending 2008 with a totally ridiculous act, why not keep up the trend in 2009.